asks:
Hoe yo breath smell like propane.

slugbox:

Now you’ve gone too far! Propane is colorless and odorless!!! What you smell is another gas, added for your protection!!

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

Hearing Aid Ear Plugs Concept by designaffairs

Rising self-confidence is taking prostheses to another level. People don’t try to hide their handicap anymore.Show what you‘ve got, don’t make a fuzz about your problem. Wear your hearing aid like a piece of jewelry, a stylish accessory. Be individual, be cool, be yourself.

Hearing aid is made for customers with a medium level of hearing disability. In case of a severe hearing damage one could order the PLUG which contents a more powerful system.

the-goddamazon:

strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

SHIT

peaceful-moon:

thank you so much little buddy

peaceful-moon:

thank you so much little buddy

smilefor-medarling:

Some of these are so awkward, and some are great, and there’s that one with the dad that’s just 100% heartbreaking.

Stop doing ice bucket challenges with your fucking animals you cunts

mama-wifi:

jvpxntrvppin:

麻薬たわごと

~

mama-wifi:

jvpxntrvppin:

麻薬たわごと

~

dekobee:

okay that new mario kart 8 dlc looks good but

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when will thwomp car get into the game

softchilton:

dopafiend:

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~~OPEN RP~~
“Mudkip” Mudkip mudkipped softly

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"Blaziken!!" Blaziken blazikened loudly and punted Mudkip into orbit.